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The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"
The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."
But the Pope persists, "Please?"
The driver finally lets up, "Oh, alright, I can't really say no to the Pope."
So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in
bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up
and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owT_0pJpJDM

Jana Jordan has begun her domination of the glamour-modeling world. Already being compared to superstar Jenna Jameson, she's showing a natural modeling ability and winning over fans worldwide.

Born in 1986 in Houston, this 5'3", 97 lb spinner may not have been the most popular girl in school but she sure did have lots of friends. Even though she was wild at school and loved to tease the boys by lifting her skirt to show them she wasn’t wearing any panties (something she still continues to do today) she somehow managed to avoid getting into trouble. Even back then, she joked about becoming a porn star one day and her boyfriend at the time knew she would eventually be famous for being naked.

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:

"To My Dear Wife, you will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight."

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

San Diego, CA – June 20th, 2007 – Mac & Bumble announces a massive search for a TV spokesmodel to host a series of pay-per-view events and infomercials on a new high profile cable network with an audience of over 115 million viewers.

"It's one of the most exciting things Mac & Bumble has ever been involved in," said CEO Torrey Roberts. "This is an extremely high-profile position with a great opportunity for celebrity status considering the network where these shows will be running, how big the audience will be and where we're planning on taking these projects."

This spokesmodel position will involve many of the standard responsibilities, including monologues, doing interviews with guests, and voice-overs during videos, but will also include modeling Playboy-style nudes in the programs. The initial shows will be shot here in the United States, but subsequent shows will be shot overseas, so there will be a tremendous opportunity for travel.

Here's a video trailer of the Adult Film Star Bash that Mac & Bumble attended in Denver.

Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yigUAhpVZdQ

Mac & Bumble recently put together a photo shoot on a joint project with a company called UberTap (www.ubertap.com) that makes one of the coolest inventions for party animals - it's a keg tap that has a foot pump (no more hand pumping the keg!) and three hoses so three people can fill their cups at once. Ingenious!

I don't know about you but I remember back in my keg party days when you had to stand in line and wait FOREVER to get a beer, and when you were done filling, you were supposed to stand there and pump the keg for the next person. What a pain in the ass!

Anyway, UberTap wanted to use some of our girls to do a joint promotional poster and marketing campaign, and we were all for it. So we contacted some local San Diego models and put together this big three setup shoot, complete with wardrobe and hair/makeup.

We originally booked 9 models, but ended up with 7 models (about par for the course). All the girls were GREAT to work with - very eager to get the shots we wanted, and very photogenic.

The day didn't start out very well though. First, I had to run and pick up a 12-person van, because we really needed everyone together moving between our two locations.

Then I had to run around all over town getting all the pieces (wardrobe, props, gear, etc) for the shoot together. And then the kicker: the shoot absolutely required a keg (obviously, to highlight the UberTap). We booked a keg prior to the shoot, but when I showed up to pick it up, they didn't have ANY kegs. I was already running late (to the meeting place) at that point, so needless to say, I was freaking out!

But the brewmaster at Rock Bottom, where we ordered the keg, hustled and ended up really taking care of us - giving it to us for free even.

So I grabbed the keg, swung by the office to grab some of the staff who were assisting (production manager, grips, etc) then set off for the meeting spot.

I had planned to meet at a local transit Park n Ride because it was central, easy to find and I thought there'd be lots of parking. I was off by two - there was absolutely NO parking, and it was difficult for models to find the location, and then once they found the location, difficult for them to find us!

Our location mistake caused huge delays which affected the shoot, but we made the most of it in the end.

So once we had everyone, we jammed up to the first location to get set up, and get the girls started in hair and makeup.

The location I picked was kind of a hike from the parking lot, but I didn't want a lot of nosey people watching the shoot, and I certainly didn't want to have any trouble with the keg of beer (although I found out later that it's legal to have the keg in that particular park).

It took longer than expected for the girls in makeup, even though we had two going at the same time (the makeup artists did a fantastic job in tough coniditions by the way).

Once the girls were out of makeup, then we needed to get them into wardrobe. We had so many cute little outfits for them, from Amanda in the referee outfit to the cheerleaders and the "football jocks". Great, great stuff..

The only problem was, our schedule was so off that the field we were going to use was scheduled for a softball game. In fact, even before we were ready to shoot, the guys were warming up. But they were super polite and allowed us to use the field and get some shots. I really wish we would have had more time to set up and shoot, because we could have got some REALLY great stuff, but we ended up getting some very usable shots.

Then we moved to the baseball diamond and we were rushed there as well. Those images didn't come out nearly as good for a variety of reasons, and we were rushed to get to the beach because that was going to be our signature shot and the sun was going down.

Once we wrapped up the sports shoots, we hustled to the van, and headed towards the beach. To be honest, I hadn't even picked which beach we were going to shoot at, but we decided that since we were up in University City, that we would just shoot at Windansea since it was close and we were losing light.

We got to Windansea fairly quickly, dropped off the gear, found parking (relatively easy surprisingly!), and got set up. The girls had changed into their bikinis at the sports field so we were ready to go almost immediately.

We had an incredible sunset over their shoulder, and we had a spectacular view of the beach and the ocean! That was really some amazing stuff! I just wish we would have been there 30-45-60 minutes earlier because THAT would have really been good!

But again, the models were great to work with - they started getting crazy at the end, doing keg stands and pouring beer all over themselves! A couple of them even jumped in the ocean afterwards - brrr!

All in all, it was a great shoot, and I think you'll agree - the finished product turned out unbelievable, thanks to Jimmy, our in-house graphics guy who's just a genius with PhotoShop.

Until next time!

Check out some video of the shoot here.

Mac & Bumble was invited by our long-time friends at La Boheme to come help celebrate their 3rd Annual Porn Star party, so we immediately booked tickets and set up Brandie Moses and Ann Poll to help us represent Mac & Bumble at the party.

We arrived on Friday, Aug 18th, and immediately set to work scheduling everything that needed to be done. We had brought a ton of swag (men's and women's t-shirts, Girls of Ibiza DVDs, bottle openers, pens, etc) and we also scheduled Brandie and Ann to appear on a local radio station to promote the party.

Don Vito (from Bam on MTV) was at the club before the party started, doing some radio interviews and shooting some footage for a new TV show of his. [Note: Don Vito was arrested later that evening for sexually assulting two underage girls]

The girls had a great time at the radio station, and they did an excellent job of convincing people to show up the next night.

Later that night, Mac & Bumble had an informal casting contest at the club, with over 60 competitors vying for a $1000 prize and a potential photo shoot with Mac & Bumble.

The competitors were all very beautiful, and ranged from complete amateurs (including some club bartenders who'd never taken their clothes off before!) to consummate professionals.

It was readily apparent that some of the girls didn't have much experience because we had difficulty getting some of them to pose for pictures when they were on stage!

After viewing all 60 girls, the judges narrowed it down to five qualified contestants and the judges re-evaluated them one more time, and then the final decision was made.

In the end, one lucky winner ended up prevailing over all the contestants, and walked away with the $1000 prize. It remains to be seen if she ends up shooting for Mac & Bumble, but we're holding out hope!

SATURDAY

We arrived at the club early in the evening around 6pm, and already the club was having trouble. La Boheme had set up a large outdoor tent next door to the club where the VIPs and stars were going to be hanging out mingling with fans.

It was really a beautiful setup, with lots of VIP tables and couches set up for TV interviews,

There was a brief, but monsterous rainstorm and the entire tent (including the carpeted floor) got completely soaked. However, the La Boheme staff quickly went to work with wet vaccums and dehumidifiers to get things ready for that evening.

They were still in the process of drying the floor when guests first started arriving, but they quickly wrapped up things and the evening went off exactly as planned. Great job guys!

The Mac & Bumble crew stashed all the gear and swag, and went out to have a huge steak dinner with some great wine. Really excellent dinner. God I love to travel!

When we got back to the club, the party was in full swing - we quickly grabbed our gear and had our staff videographer set up and start shooting everything. We ended up hiring a local freelance photographer to shoot all the event photography and he did a great job (as you can see by the pictures!)

La Boheme ended up having about 15 big-name porn stars there, including Ashton Moore, Tyler Faith, and Lacie Heart. Of course, the most beautiful (and most popular!) women in the house were Mac & Bumble's own Brandie Moses and Ann Poll.

All the pornstars ended up doing feature dances on stage (can you imagine having 15 headliners in one strip club?!?) and some of the stage shows were highly coordinated, with custom songs and elaborate outfits.

The club was extremely crowded, both inside and out. There was barely enough room to move around, and even the VIP lounge was no refuge. All the seats had been pre-sold in the club, with a couch in the VIP lounge going for $5,000 (including a bottle of booze though!)

The party brought out all the celebrities in town, including a huge number of NFL football players. I won't mention any names, but the Denver Broncos were playing the Tennessee Titans that evening, and I saw several players from both teams in the club and in the VIP lounge.

In the end, it was a great party, and Mac & Bumble was happy to support our good friends at La Boheme and look forward to working with them again on future events!

Enjoy the pictures and video from both nights!

Check out the video: MOV or WMV