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CYBERSPACE - Heidi Joy Pike -- Despite Jenna Jameson’s reported insistence to the media at this year’s Comic-Con in San Diego that Oscar-nominated mainstream actress Scarlett Johannson would be portraying her in an upcoming film, Johannson’s people say that it isn’t so.

A spokesperson for Johannson told People.com, “Scarlett has never seen a script nor been approached about this project. She also has no interest in playing this role.”

Jameson told People.com that the movie based on her best-selling book How to Make Love Like a Porn Star will be called Heartbreaker. Jameson also claimed to have met Johannson briefly, saying of the Girl With A Pearl Earring star, “I love her. She's amazing. She's smart, she's funny... She's stunning."

All I can say is SIGN ME UP...

STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.

The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.

She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.

"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.

PANAMA CITY, Fla. — "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis will be sent to Nevada to face tax evasion charges after he finishes his 35-day sentence in a Florida jail for contempt of court.

On Thursday, Federal Magistrate Judge Larry Bodiford ruled that Francis' tax evasion charges in Reno, Nev., took precedence over the charges of sexual battery he's facing in Florida. Court dates for the two hearings clashed on May 22.

Florida authorities wanted to keep Francis in custody until a trial for the sexual battery charges could begin, but he will go to Nevada to face charges filed in April accusing him of deducting more than $20 million in false business expenses on his companies' 2002 and 2003 corporate income tax returns.

The indictment claims Francis used offshore bank accounts and entities purportedly owned by others to conceal income he earned during 2002 and 2003.

If convicted, Francis could be sentenced to as much as 10 years in prison and fines of up to $500,000.

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It's always "business time" here at M&B.

This is too funny! Had to post it:

Jerry had a week off and decided to play golf every day. Monday morning, he found himself paired with an attractive woman, Pat, who turned out to be a very good golfer.

They started with a few casual bets, but by the back nine it was a Full-blown competition. On the 18th green, Pat sank her long birdie putt for the win. Jerry congratulated her and paid off his losses.

Pat asked for a ride home and, on the way, told him, "You know, Jerry, I haven't enjoyed myself so much on the golf course in a long time. In fact, pull over so I can express my appreciation."

He did, they kissed, and one thing led to another and soon she gave him the best oral sex he'd ever had.

The next morning, they met again on the first tee and played together again. They had another magnificent day, enjoying each other's company and playing tight, competitive golf.

Again Pat beat him, but she also showed her appreciation on the drive home. This went on all week, with Jerry narrowly losing every day, his male ego bruised, but not unhappy.

On Friday's drive home, Jerry said, "Pat, you've been great to be with all this week and tonight I'd like to return the favor. I made reservations at the best restaurant in town for us and reserved the penthouse suite at the best hotel. What do you say?"

Pat burst into tears. "I can't!"

"What? Why not?", asked Jerry

"Because," she sobbed, "I'm in the middle of a sex change and the doctor hasn't completed that part of me yet!"

"What?!" Aghast, Jerry swerved off the road, screeched to a stop and cursed madly, overcome with emotion.

"I'm so sorry," says Pat. "You have a right to be angry with me."

You bastard!" Jerry screamed, his face bright red. "You cheating
bastard! All week long you've been playing off the women's tees!!"